FUCK ME RUNNING
how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

Baby: H - H - H
Parent: Hello? Hi?
Baby: H - H- H
Baby:
Baby: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

OH MY GOSH I FEEL SO BAD I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS MIKEALA FUCK

Surprise, beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. Help spread Anon love, not hate!
Anonymous

snow-king-elias:

supahjewelz:

Fuck u mikeala! Just kidding I love you! (If your not mikeala I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure it’s you)

DUMB BYYYCH

FUCK IM SO SORRY ANON

Surprise, beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. Help spread Anon love, not hate!
Anonymous

Fuck u mikeala! Just kidding I love you! (If your not mikeala I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure it’s you)

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

I always read untitled as un-TIT-led

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

I honestly just laugh while there trying to put me down like
"Wow why are you such a b-"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I will cut you."

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf