tell me im cute then fuck me
I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”
mako racing to get to korra after she lands (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ彡┻━┻
Everyone was doing that! Why is Mako so special???? Jeez, you makorra shippers will grasp at anything to feed your insatiable need, won’t you?
i know, how dare makorra shippers point things out that make them happy and make harmless, inoffensive posts about it ??? god it’s so rude. the makorras have gone way too far this time
is this not what these are supposed to be used for or…???
M A K O R R A
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.
*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
Dance or DANCE OFF?!
Oh, I see. The detective! Seem like I’ve been offered a challenge!
Not bad. I guess it is time to break it out in .gif form.
One needs to be lithe on their toes to satisfy Mr ‘Three Continents’ Watson. SH
Oh, yes, filthy mortal? I can’t hear you, my swag is too loud!
That’s what I thought, you can’t handle these moves. Go cry to your daddy…oh wait. SH
Forgive me, can’t hear you…the awesome of my cake is too loud!
Yes well while you were stuffing your face like Mycroft ,I managed to get my hands on this little scepter. Time to start my own army with John as my right hand man. Good luck with world domination. SH
How…never mind. I’ll fight you with my bare hands, you mortal weakling!
Bring it! I don’t even need your little glowstick to beat you puny god ass. SH
Pfff, you may laugh. but you are scared…you HEAR THAT, MY ARMY? He is scared…
Brother, I noticed this mortal challenging yours and Asgard’s honour and have come to your aid. No need to thank me. Your brother and future king, Thor.
THE LAST GIF I SWEAR
I AM CRYING